Wonder Woman now a Wanton Woman
April 15 — After years of claiming to be a disciple of Aphrodite, Wonder Woman finally appears to be willing to prove her devotion to the goddess of Love by making out with everyone in the New DC Universe!
Wonder Woman turned heads late last year when she shunned longtime beau Steve Trevor to lock lips with Superman. Rumor has had it that she wasn’t going to be satisfied with just one Man of Steel, and news is breaking that she will be making out with Orion soon. If this grapevine bears any fruit, this looks to be just he start of Princess Diana’s bacchinalia!
Asked for comment on this rumor, DC Comics Chief Creative Officer Geoff Johns made it official. “This is the new status quo. My goal is to write a book where you can’t wait to see what happens when Wonder Woman and Green Lantern and Aquaman have to go do something. And it’s not just about what they have to do and what they’re going to have to confront, but how they’re going to do it together. You’ll see why Hal hates Wonder Woman’s lasso,” he adds with a wink.
Wonder Woman in a threesome? Wonder Woman must be racking up the frequent flier miles in her Invisible Jet at the rate she’s getting around these days!
The New 52: these aren’t your father’s comic books.
